Procrastination
So here you have it. Sadly, I have broken down and decided that my thoughts are just so damn important that they should be available for all to read. Just to get this out of the way, I apologize, because sadly, they are not. So....it's Monday, everyone's favorite day, and I'm supposed to be reading The Scarlet Letter but instead have taken the UConn approach to studying and headed over to sparknotes.com where I proceeded to get nice little chapter by chapter summaries. According to my teacher, however, sparknotes is run by people who need money for drugs and so I could be reading a pile of crap and not even know it. Anyhow, it's quite handy. What ever happened to cliffs notes by the way? I think i still have some from high school, those black and yellow covers. Apparently, Barnes and Noble now owns sparknotes which makes no sense to me, but who's going to mess with B&N?
I had this horrible thought yesterday when i remembered my mother telling me that something like 80 percent of married couples met in college. So that gives me about 2 more semesters to meet Mr. Right or else I'm fucked. Or not. I have this scary suspicion that i'm turning into one of those antisocial people that hangs out watching A Cinderella Story on Friday nights with the cat. I think i have a problem, that being that i'm not even 21 yet and i really despise drinking. I'm not talking about going out to dinner, drinking a bottle of wine so my face turns bright red drinking, but the UConn system of drinking. Since when did Keystone become this school's official beer anyway. I guess I'm a beer snob, but isn't it a little suspicious when one can purchase a 30 of Keystone for roughly the same price as a six pack of Sam Adams Light? But seriously, every time I drink up here I inevitably end up sleeping on the bathroom floor, or, on occasion, in the shower, water optional. Or maybe it's just me. Well, I'm off to American Lit where my professor looks like a lumberjack and swears like a sailor. God, does anyone even say that anymore? I think I'm getting old....
3 Comments:
sweet jesus, you've joined the ranks of the writerly nerd. we all knew you couldn't keep those precious thoughts bottled up forever.
welcome ;) i've only just started my redesigned blog up again.
Please tell your teacher s/he's mistaken.
Sincerely -
Tammy at SparkNotes.com
Yeah listen to Tammy - give your "teacher" a damn good thrashing for making slanderous allegations.
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